Queen plus Paul Rodgers
"C-Lebrity" (live at Al Murray Happy Hour Show 1 Apr 2008, ITV)

Ain't got no hope
Got no idea
What to do
Or why I'm here
Wanna get my face on your TV
I want to be high, I want to be seen
I ain't got nothin', no, nothin', nothin' to show
Thank you celebrity

I want to be
Face on TV
Then you can see
I'm a C-Lebrity

I wanna get my features in magazines
See this creature on every street
On every screen
Write my life story before I'm twenty-one
I gotta tell the world
They may say I'm done but I
Ain't got nothin', no, nothin', nothin' to show
Make me a celebrity

I want to be
The face on TV
Then you can see
I'm a C-Lebrity

I wanna be a star
In a Broadway musical
They gonna love me
Though I can't sing or dance at all
And may say ha, I'm a matter of day to come
And I was real good
I stand no chance at all

I want to be
The face on TV
(I wanna be on your screen)
Then you can see
I'm a C-Lebrity
(Then you can say)
Then you can say
You knew me one day
(Then you'll know) then you'll see
I'm a C-Lebrity

Alright
C, C-Lebrity
I want to be a
C, C, C-Lebrity
I got to be a
C, C-Lebrity
A star,
C, C, C, C-Lebrity
I want to be heard
I want to be seen on every TV screen